What did I learn this year?
- Drugs do grow on trees!
- People change too quickly
- Steam sales will rule us all
- That I am perfectly content with the friendships I have now
- Happiness can be achieved without sticking a dick in a fan
- That north side and south siders are very very different
- Innocence is a dying thing at this age. R.I.P, I will never forget you.
- I know the same amount of sluts this year than I did the last.
- Single desperate people need. to. fucking. meet up. with other single. desperate. people.
- Cock blocking is a harder process than once thought. Perhaps I should actively choke people? no? too far?
- Social hierarchy may be dead but that doesn't stop us from joking around about it
- No matter where you go, there is always someone that requires a chair to the face.
- Drink responsibly
Now for the fireworks and for the new year to eventually get here and make us feel the same as we always feel except now I have to remember to type 14 instead of 13 in the date stamp at the top in which I only just got used to writing 13!
Happy Birthday everyone.
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